'I'll be ready in 5 minutes': 32 common white lies wives tell their husbands

We all drop a few white lies every now and again, right? Us wives apparently have a knack for sharing a few common ones that we toss at our husbands - the classic "I'll be ready in 5," or the obvious "I don't care where we eat," and the subliminal "I'm fine." It's like we're following a script sometimes. But hey, it's all in good fun, isn't it? The thing is, we're just trying not to hurt their feelings. Like when we say "we" need to do something, we really mean "you" should handle it. We can't really boss our husbands around, but a little guilt can go a long way, right? I'm just kidding (maybe). Keep scrolling to see if you agree with these 32 common lies wives tell their husbands below. 

While us married girlies are being honest here, what do you think about this? 30+ Married Women Wish They Asked Their Spouse These Questions Before Saying 'I Do'.

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